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BlackcatZ o 2009-6-12 13:49

錘點用??

錘點先用得好?

uma1 o 2009-6-14 18:22

打怪的頭[b][color=Black]:106:[/color][/b]

openjunk12345 o 2009-8-19 17:17

基本上全程鎖頭,而且不是所有怪都適合,牙獸種因為太過動,會很難追,所以不建議使用!其他都還好,全程鎖頭!追火車,還沒轉過來就敲,用三連擊的第3下"全壘打"給她迎頭痛擊!!

openjunk123456 o 2009-9-5 11:43

全程鎖頭打!累積暈眩值!然後他就會暈倒!

邵拙 o 2010-8-27 09:44

1、建筑師
  一位夫人打電話給建筑師,說每當火車經過時,她的睡床就會搖動。 “這簡直是無稽之談1建筑師回答說,“我來看看。” 建筑師到達后,夫人建議他躺在床上,體會一下火車經過時的感覺。
  建筑師剛上床躺下,夫人的丈夫就回來了。他見此情形,便厲聲喝問:“你躺在我妻子的床上干什么?”
  建筑師戰戰兢兢地回答:“我說是在等火車,你會相信嗎?”
  【頓悟】有些話是真的,卻聽上去很假;有些話是假的,卻令人無庸置疑。
  2.英國紳士與法國女人同乘一個包廂,女人想引誘這個英國人,她脫衣躺下后就抱怨身上發冷。先生把自己的被子給了她,她還是不停地說冷。
  “我還能怎么幫助你呢?”先生沮喪地問道。 “我小時候媽媽總是用自己的身體給我取暖。”
  “小姐,這我就愛莫能助了。我總不能跳下火車去找你的媽媽吧?”
  【頓悟】 善解風情的男人是好男人,不解風情的男人更是好男人。

3、調羹 麥克走進餐館,點了一份湯,服務員馬上給他端了上來。 服務員剛走開,麥克就嚷嚷起來:“對不起,這湯我沒法喝。” 服務員重新給他上了一個湯,他還是說:“對不起,這湯我沒法喝。”
  服務員只好叫來經理。 經理畢恭畢敬地朝麥克點點頭,說:“先生,這道菜是本店最拿手的,深受顧客歡迎,難道您……”“我是說,調羹在哪里呢?”
  【頓悟】有錯就改,當然是件好事。但我們常常卻改掉正確的,留下錯誤的,結果是錯上加錯。
  4、穿錯
  飯廳內,一個異常謙恭的人膽怯地碰了碰另一個顧客,那人正在穿一件大衣。
  “對不起,請問您是不是皮埃爾先生?” “不,我不是。”那人回答。
  “啊,”他舒了一口氣,“那我沒弄錯,我就是他,您穿了他的大衣。”
  【頓悟】
  要做到理直氣壯,并不是件容易的事情。理直的人,往往低聲下氣;而理歪的人,卻是氣壯如牛。
  5、回電 一個蘇格蘭人去倫敦,想順便探望一位老朋友,但卻忘了他的住址,于是給家父發了一份電報“您知道托馬的住址嗎?速告當天,他就收到一份加急回電:“知道。”
  【頓悟】 `
  當我們終于找到最正確的答案時,卻發現它是最無用的。
  6、傷心故事 有三個人到紐約度假。他們在一座高層賓館的第45層訂了一個套房。 一天晚上,大樓電梯出現故障,服務員安排他們在大廳過夜。 他們商量后,決定徒步走回房間,并約定輪流說笑話、唱歌和講故事,以減輕登樓的勞累。
  笑話講了,歌也唱了,好不容易爬到第34層,大家都感覺精疲力竭。
  “好吧,彼德,你來講個幽默故事吧。” 彼德說:“故事不長,卻令人傷心至極:我把房間的鑰匙忘在大廳了。”
  【頓悟】 我們痛苦,所以幽默;我們幽默,所以快樂。
  7、賣書
  一個很有名的作家要來[url=http://www.longwang.us/]龍網[/url]書店參觀。書店老板受寵若驚,連忙把所有的書撤下,全部換上作家的書。
  作家來到書店后,心里非常高興,問道:“貴店只售本人的書嗎?”
  “當然不是。”書店老板回答,“別的書銷路很好,都賣完了。”
    【頓悟】 “拍馬屁”是個奇怪的詞:你象是在奉承他,又象是在侮辱他。
  8、幫忙
  在郵局大廳內,一位老太太走到一個中年人跟前,客氣地說:“先生,請幫我在明信片上寫上地址好嗎?” “當然可以。”中年人按老人的要求做了。老太太又說:“再幫我寫上一小段話,好嗎?謝謝!”
  “好吧。”中年人照老太太的話寫好后,微笑著問道:“還有什么要幫忙的嗎?”
  “嗯,還有一件小事。”老太太看著明信片說,“幫我在下面再加一句:字跡潦草,敬請原諒。”
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4z1e8h0j7 o 2012-3-2 00:32

Officials in Ciudad Juarez

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the observers in northern mexico,lunettes de soleil, a good journalist is a dead journalist authorities close mexico border crossing after shootout ciudad juarez, the most dangerous city in the world date created : 24/03/2010  print comment send this page
afp - a senior us delegation led by secretary of state hillary clinton on tuesday pledged to boost joint efforts to tackle surging violence by mexico's powerful drug cartels.
   
"there is no question that they are fighting against both of our governments," clinton said in mexico city, barely a week after three us consulate-linked killings in the violent border city of ciudad juarez.
   
three suspected drug deaths were reported in ciudad juarez as top mexican officials huddled with us envoys including defense secretary robert gates,lunettes rayban, chairman of the joint chiefs of staff admiral mike mullen and homeland security secretary janet napolitano.
   
"we are working in our two governments,lunettes de soleil gucci, together, to solve the problem posed by the criminal cartels that stalk the streets of your cities and ours,lunettes de soleil carrera," clinton later told a news conference.
   
mexico has been gripped in drug-related bloodshed since president felipe calderon launched a military clampdown on the country's powerful drug gangs after taking office in december 2006.
   
more than 15,000 people have since died in suspected drug attacks,lunettes de soleil bvlgari, particularly near the us border, which increasingly claim the lives of innocent bystanders.
   
the obama administration was the first last year to admit the united states was also to blame for mexico's drug violence,ray ban, recognizing the role of us drug appetites and the flow of weapons from north to south.
   
clinton reiterated the us role and insisted that the united states was "very aggressively enforcing the laws against illegal guns."
   
the meetings focused on the merida initiative, lunettesvrayban , a 1.6-billion-dollar program of aid to fight organized crime mainly in mexico but also in central america that is due to expire in 2011.
   
the obama administration has asked congress for a further 410 million dollars for the plan in 2011,lunettes de soleil dolce gabbana, including 310 million dollars for mexico.
   
but only a fraction of the overall 1.3 billion dollars earmarked for mexico, including police training and helicopters, has been delivered so far.
   
mexican foreign minister patricia espinosa said that the two nations had agreed to overcome "bottlenecks" that had delayed deliveries of equipment required rapidly by mexico.
   
both sides said the merida plan would evolve to focus on four areas: disrupting drug gangs through better training and technology; creating stronger institutions; improving border control to stop drugs, guns and drug money but allowing commerce to continue; and trying to address the social problems behind drug violence.
   
analysts have hailed improved cooperation in recent months, including scores of extraditions of cartel leaders from mexico to the united states, and a mass arrest of mexican drug gang members north of the border last year.
   
three killings linked to the us consulate in mexico's notorious northern crime capital on march 13 brought renewed us attention to the problem.
   
officials in ciudad juarez, which borders the us city of el paso, texas,lunettes de soleil ray ban, also said tuesday that at least 47 us citizens -- most of whom were of mexican origin -- have been killed in drug-related violence in the city since 2008.
   
us law enforcement agents in el paso last week rounded up members of the barrio azteca gang -- hitmen for the juarez drug cartel -- who are suspected in the killings of a us consulate employee,lunettes de soleil prada, her husband and the husband of another staff member.
   
ciudad juarez has been a testing ground for calderon's military crackdown, which includes the deployment of some 50,000 troops nationwide.
   
but protests by angry residents greeted calderon when he visited the city last week.
   
calderon's temporary replacement of notoriously corrupt police officers with soldiers is increasingly under fire, amid continuing bloodshed and reports of sometimes brutal treatment of suspects by the army.
   
clinton and the top officials met with calderon late tuesday before heading back to washington.
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